Geeks. They’re everywhere these days. There used to be a time where the only place you could find a geek was at the bottom of a climbing rope, whimpering about how they couldn’t climb because they have sensitive skin on their hands. These days you’re far more likely to find a geek in the office with the sign on the door that says, “Manager”. It’s like the Bible predicted: the geeks will inherit the earth. This explosion of geeks – or geeklosion if you prefer – has had some far-reaching effects on proposal ideas, which we think our top three nerdiest proposals proves.
#3 Top Geek Proposal Idea – Lolcats
We’ve all enjoyed playing at Lolcats, the viral phenomenon where you write a marginally amusing caption over a picture of a cat and send it to the six friends who still open your emails. But not many of us would have turned our proposal into a Lolcat. That said, not many of us are Jon and Loretta – or indeed their cat.
#2 Back To The Future Edited (Badly)
So you love a woman enough to decide that you want to propose. The real question is, how do you ask her to marry you? Traditionalists would say that you should go down on one knee. Corey Goldfeder would say that you should edit footage of yourself proposing into the classic film Back To The Future and then arrange a screening of your edited film at the local cinema. Who’s to say Corey’s not wrong?
#1 Re-write An Entire Video Game
This one has to top the charts. Not only does it include a classic SNES game (Chrono Trigger for anyone who was wondering) but this bloke wrote an entire new level which charted the course of his relationship with his girlfriend and culminated with a proposal by the end of level baddie. That’s bordering on weird, but still, y’know, lovely.
Article by Andrew Shanahan